Back in the high life

Let me just say. Living at the beach has changed my life. No bragging or pretentiousness here my friends. I love it. I fantasize while at work going to my friggin cottage on the beach. I used to live alone. Boy did I think it was going to be great. Boy was I wrong. I became a lazy worthless wreck. A fat lazy drunk. On my days off, I would hide inside of my cave til noon and then I would start drinking. No ambition, no energy. It's easy to be a piece of shit when there is no one there to judge you except your own fat reflection. I feel born again. I am saved. What saved me you ask. Well, I was saved by a barbecue grill. I will never eat indoors again.